Top 30+ funny posts about what kids call things
When it comes to language, kids are endlessly creative.
The malapropisms and made-up terms they invent can be hilarious and, at times, downright brilliant. In fact, many parents will tell you they prefer their children’s versions to the originals.
Below, we’ve rounded up 30 posts from parents on Threads and X about what kids call things. Enjoy!

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